[A click as the sound comes on, and have a Ryoga clearing his throat.]

A-ah, Akane-san . . .

I just wanted to tell you that . . .

I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED!!! IT WAS A CURSE!!! I WAS . . . uh . . .

SLEEPWALKING.

THE CURSE MADE ME SLEEPWALK.

Please . . . don't be mad at me . . .

Akane-san . . .

[The camera clatters to the floor, flipping on and showing a bathtub. A piglet's squeals can be heard, and lo! A P-chan appears over the white ceramic, shaking his head to splatter droplets all over ( Read more... )

AKANE-SAN HAS ARRIVED!!!

AKANE-SAN, I WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THESE CURSES!!! I SWEAR IT ON MY HONOR AS HIBIKI RYOGA!!!!

[The video feed shows Ryoga looking into the camera, somber and serious.]

After the disaster . . . I'm . . . I'm still alive . . .

Akane-san, are you alright?

[The camera pans out to show him at the beach, atop a cliff with the ocean below.]Hello? Did anyone survive? . . . Please . . . send word . . . If anyone needs saving, I will be there ( Read more... )